Sunday 20 May 2012

Eclectic cleansing

There's only one thing worse than yet another dreary female from the Balkans singing yet another dreary ballad and that's when she's sitting at a piano and it literarily doesn't move. If these songs do make it through, I hope for their sake and ours that they aren't drawn together in the final or it will drive people away big time. At least if you're going to have a ballad, let rip a bit. What's going on in the Balkans, have suddenly formed a new nation called Dullsville?

Toto: I cannotta taker much mora

Gigliola:....

Waves hand in front of her face. I think we've lost her (Franko)

Verdict: hardly worth fighting a war for

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